WAUGHSHAPPENING: July 2006

Thursday, July 27, 2006

tape heads

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Miss Universe continued...

I heard last night that after Miss Puerto Rico was crowned she passed out. Unfortunately I could not find a picture of the beauty in her compromised situation, so here is a picture of me passed out.

Except when I go down no gives me a crown and roses, they just duct tape me to the bed with Sparks.

Being duct taped to a can of sparks is waaay cooler than a diamond crown anyways

Monday, July 24, 2006

Miss Universe

2006 Miss Universe was crowned last night and it was a fascinating show. I totally called Miss Puerto Rico as the winner before it was even half over. Holy christmas she is hot.

Apparently the pageant is a major excuse to wear dumb shit on your head.

more dumb shit

what IS that?

I guess Croatia ran out of money.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

snakes on a fuckin plane

"Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L Jackson is due to hit theatres August 18th and I couldn’t be more excited. Oh wait I mean I couldn’t care less, one of those. I would rather spend my afternoon sunbathing nude with anorexic lepers.

I thought at first maybe the title was some catchy euphemism or analogy referring to a totally different subject. You know, like a play on words. Maybe it’s about the philosophical search of one mans journey through the skies, a pilot on a search for passion and intellectual conquest. Nope, it’s about snakes on a plane.

I think the last possible thing on my mind besides deadly snakes on my next flight is running in Neil Patrick Harris and having that embarrassing “yeah I did coke off that strippers ass” moment when he forgets that he used to play a homosexual 13 year old Dr. on a hit TV show where he had a best friend named Boner, or should have been named Boner like Mike Seaver’s best friend that no one really ever commented on the fact that he was named after the cavernous nerves that prompt the penis to fill with blood and become swollen and firm.

I can’t think of any stupider concept than snakes on a plane. But why stop there New Line Cinemas? Why not “Tigers on a Boat”, “Emus on a Train” or “Junkies in my Backyard”?

wait wait wait, is that Kenan Thompson?? nevermind I HAVE to see this movie.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Samoa's birthday

Samoa's birthday was a huge success. We had a hot ass redneck DJ, drunk homemade workout videos, and some gruesome kitty murders. Oh and elaine told off a 3 year old, nice job. See all the pics on the right.