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Check out some self help book title's you want to avoid, posted by radaronline

1. He's Just Not That Into You: He's Into Your Hotter, Less Whiny Friend

2. Suck It Up: No One in the Sudan Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

3. Chicken Soup for the Impotent

4. Six Weeks and $80,000 in Elective Surgery to a Better You

5. All I Really Need to Know I've Ignored Since Medical School

6. Suicide: Do It

7. The Tapeworm Diet

8. AIDS, SchmAIDS

9. A Friendly Guide to Cockfighting

10. Who Moved My Bowels?

11. 101 Things You Might Have Accomplished If You Could Travel Back in Time to the Moment You Began Reading This Book Title

12. Anal Only: Raising Your Christian Teen as a Technical Virgin

13. Feel Better With Lard

14. Tokyo on $750 a Day

15. 1,001 Vocabulary Words to Memorize But Not Grasp the Nuances of

16. Shut Up About Your Dead Wife! Dating After 60

17. Really, Must You? Sex After 70

18. Buy Low, Eat Crayons: Stock Market Advice From a Retarded Person

19. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Opposite Sex but Were Tasered for Asking Previously

20. Loving What the Hell's Her Name? A Guide for the Parent of the Unexceptional Child

21. gary iz a fag: The Collected Wisdom of Public Bathroom Stalls


22. I'm Okay, You're Suffering From an Incredibly Rare Strain of Tuberculosis

23. Children's Unopened and Unanswered Letters to God

24. tracy u need to get YOUR OWN MAN cuz you a skank!: The Collected Wisdom of Public Bathroom Stalls for Women

25. Conflict Resolution, the Pol Pot Way

26. "I'll Give You Something to Cry About": Insights and Inspiration From Alcoholic Dads

27. 12 Days to a Thinner, Weirder-Looking Penis

28. 20 Places to Visit Before They're Ethnically Cleansed

29. Don't Sweat the Small Stuff (And It's All Small Stuff), Unless You're Reading This in a Burn Unit

30. The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amputation

31. I Beat Cancer Using the Power of Laughter and a Rigorous and Painful Schedule of Chemotherapy

32. If You Don't Buy Exactly 73 Copies of This Book, Something Terrible Will Happen: Mastering Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder

33. 437 Middle-Age Women Share Anecdotes About Menopause for Some Reason

34. Yesterday Was Yesterday: Living Each New Day as if You Hadn't Already Ruined Your Life

35. Six Weeks to Thicker Ankles

36. Some Women Are Also From Mars: Learning to Love a She-Male

37. Are You Sure You Want Seconds? Instilling Your Child's Eating Disorder

38. 101 Reasons Everyone Hates Your Stupid Face

39. I Live in the Woods Beneath a Sheet of Corrugated Cardboard—And You Can, Too!

40. Drink Yourself Married

41. Coping With Your Hideous Vagina

42. YOU: Grimly Eating Lunch Alone in Your Car

43. The Four-Minute Workweek: Sell Your Semen!

44. Move the Fuck to Florida, Already: A Commonsense Approach to Seasonal Affective Disorder

45. Controlling Your Rage With Arson

46. Nostradamus' Predictions About Your Shitty Life

47. Now What, Ya Asshole? Life Counseling for the Recently Fired

48. Multitasking While Weeping

49. Prance Away the Gay

50. A Spiritual Solution to That Rash on Your Thigh

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