myspace induced seizure

I was in the process of writing a lengthy post describing in detail how very annoying people’s myspace pages can be, with scrolling glitter text and neon flashing pictures of tigers and superman. While admittedly having a bit of writers block lately, I went ahead and just made one.

I did this in 15 minutes guys; imagine what a 14 year old girl can do on a rainy afternoon in her bedroom. Havoc.

as far as im concerned

Aside from the fact that half of my friends couldn’t get into the bar b/c they had pornographic paraphernalia such as blow up dolls and no picture ID’s, the dickface bouncers where not in the least sympathetic, my birthday was awesome. I want to thank everyone than drove from many states away to join me.

So here's my pics, I'm sure there are more to come when my slackass friends get around to sending me theirs.

A lil old but not decrepit

So, I'm 30 years old today and no I'm not depressed or sad or jaded by my current place in life. In fact, I'm pretty god damned content, so much so that I want to share this with you...

click me

My brother teaches english in Thailand, and he made this for his students as a training video. All I know is that it makes me laugh.

Thailand

Click here to see the pics from Thailand.

I'm not dead, just hurty

So I didnt die, and the flight wasnt even that awful after 14 vodka xanax cocktails.

Flew in yesterday and am now in that zombiesque phase of jet lag where you appear to function normally but cannot remember things like your Pin #, your keys, or your own name for example.

And my sinuses for some reason are so angry that I want to rip my nasal cavity from its home.

But the trip was awesome and all I can report for now is that Thailand is too amazing for words. Pics are coming soon...