3 posts in one day, holy crap!

I know right? I leave you guys hanging for weeks then post 3 times in one day! read: by you guys I mean, you mom and maybe you Katie if your here out of sheer unadulterated boredom.

I just had two of the craziest NYC street experiences of my life, and all in the span of one lunch hour, thanks fate, your hysterical!

So a bum asking for a penny called me mother which I found odd being that I didn't think I looked that old nor did I resemble someone who could be his mother.

Then a man waiting at the crosswalk with me told me I made his dick hard. Is it odd that my initial reaction was to laugh rather than run?

I guess he thought I was pretty, either that or was thrown because I was wearing my short gym shorts under my long coat which created the appearance of potential nudity. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the nudity.


look what you get when you google 'female flasher'. no surprise there.