I’m super convinced of my death- want anything?
So far I bequeath…
Katie= the last beers in my fridge (which is PS, ONE)
Ken= you get all my love, for me being a complete asshole to you still wanting to remain friends with me.
Joe= you get everything I left in our last place cause you pretty ,much had to move whatever I left behind anyway.
Geoffrey= my favoritest pictures cause I love you.
Lisa= everything else you win, cause basically you’re the only other person I know.
PS guys I’m scared of flying and I'm going to die.
posted by Tracy @ 11:13 PM
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PS assface, what the fuck happened to me in your WILL
You know what else sucks about flying - Orange Sparks ain't on the beverage menu.
Good Luck Tracy!
Stop being such a baby. You will be fine. dumbass
so, are you dead yet?
So it looks to me like you didnt die, does that mean I dont get what you left me? Your virginity, oh um yeah, thats been gone for a while. sloot.
well honey, you have a much larger flight ahead of you, bring me back some laady boys.
Love you
-M
Are those peanuts good MOBIE?
Ahh.....their carrots.
I win! Yay!
What is this? Nothing for any of the Feete? Not even your leftover cigarettes...? Jesus man. I may have to reevaluate all of these years of friendship, you stingy prick. (Kidding.)
P.S. In my mental will, I have you getting all of my CDs and assorted throw pillows when I die. And all of my half-burned out aromatherapy candles. As well as 1/6 of any beer left in my fridge. Of course, this is all subject to change, so you might want to mind your P's and Q's, if you know what I mean.
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