scott writes book, Officer Butt Baby still thinks he sucks cock

My friend Scott is in the process of completing his second novel, his first “Riding in Penis Shaped Floats with Boys” was a stellar success. He asked that I take on the daunting task of choosing the cover. His next book is sort of a how to manual for men in the midst those hazy life changing years between the ages of 28 and 30 where you are not sure if you still have “it”. And by “it” I mean a normally functioning penis and ¾ of your hair.